before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
*checks on people i hate to make sure theyre still infinitely less powerful than me*
Thanks to my high school biology textbook I now know that turtdogs are not a thing.
Then how do you explain this?
How eyeliner styles change your eye appearance.
Tagging for future reference
I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO SOMEONE ONCE AND THEY DIDN’T GET IT. I do this frequently with my makeup..
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I went to the Wiki page for Starship Troopers (still not convinced I didn’t dream the whole thing.)
Test audiences, regardless of gender, strongly felt that a woman could not love two men at once so scenes which portrayed this were cut. These audiences also felt it was immoral for Carmen to choose a career ahead of being loyal to Rico to the extent that many commented that, in so doing, Carmen should have been the one to die, instead of Dizzy
would you like to know more?
This is difficult cause idk anybodies name besides Diz cause all the dudes look a like, even NPH looks super generic I only know it’s him cause of his voice.
Okay, the dude signs up for the military cause of the girl, but she’s going into a different branch? Like, not the same at all? What…what was he hoping was going to happen?
ARE THE BUGS SMART OR DUMB? HOW ARE THEY GETTING TO EARTH? HOW DID THEY DESTROY VENEZUELA? AM I REALLY SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT THOSE PEOPLE WERE FROM VENEZUELA AND NOT LA?
Did Diz actually join up cause of the hero dude she had a crush on? She goes “You think I joined cause of you?” and he goes “Yeah.” Annnnd…..conversation dropped. What???????
WHY ARE THEY DOING DRILLS LIKE THAT WITH LIVE AMMUNITION OMFG AND HIS HELMET WOULD NOT HAVE PROTECTED HIM HE GOT SHOT IN THE FAAAACE.
if POINT BLANK shooting the bugs hasn’t worked before…why is their only plan land here, shoot bugs, die. ?????
HOW MANY SPACESHIP FLYOVER SCENES DOES A MOVIE NEED? THERE WERE AT LEAST FIVE
Are the bugs smart? What is their fucking deal? At the end “What is it feeling?” “Scared.” END OF MOVIE
There was so much Nazi symbolism making me think the humans were evil but I…..what else was there? Is the movie in a secret language I’m not able to parse?
Are we sure Starship Troopers is a real movie? I feel like I’m having a fever dream and like…everything, literally everything was taken from every Sci-fi thing I’ve ever loved… Except it’s shitty, boring and over complicated.
It’s a movie about shooting space bugs how did they mess this up?????
However, I am not aware that in any dangerous situation all I have to do is MOVE MOVE MOVE!