cardozzza:

cassandraoh:

klingonrealitytelevision:

I texted my therapist about how my family wants me to date and how I think I’m too emotionally broken for that.

And she texted back “Yeah.”

Is this what happens when you don’t see your therapist for a while? You get vague texts?

I’ve never texted my therapist… That sounds uncomfortable

Some therapists won’t reply too in-depth to texts or emails bc they’re not on the clock, they’re not getting paid. Do you think that might be it?

This is probably it, I just thought it was a funny response. Like she was agreeing with me without offering any advice. 

It was my bad for trying to passively get advice without trying to make an appointment. 

gameleste:

“what happened to real music”

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I texted my therapist about how my family wants me to date and how I think I’m too emotionally broken for that.

And she texted back “Yeah.”

Is this what happens when you don’t see your therapist for a while? You get vague texts?

silentcartoon:

Roxanne figures that if this doesn’t give people the hint, nothing will.

silentcartoon:

Roxanne figures that if this doesn’t give people the hint, nothing will.

"….you can curse in your house?"

ancient black proverb usually said to white children (via kikismisandryservice)

“YOU’VE SLAMMED A DOOR?”

(via jhenne-bean)

” you can lock the door?!”

(via firstladysexyfineass)

mushroomkisser:

It’s important to talk about how vaccines don’t cause autism, but can we please also talk about how much people must hate autism if they’d rather expose their child to polio, measles and chickenpox than autism?

autisticweirdo:

justjasper:

nothing makes my skin crawl quite like the word “alleged” attached to stories about sexual violence

Or “accuser”

lightspeedsound:

inthepursuitofincredible:

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

What dicks

literally this is almost verbatim that scene in white chicks where one of the girls is like “these african famine victims are so skinny tho”

like honestly things you thought would stay parody and didn’t…

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

that guy you just called a nerd? well it’s captain james kirk and you’re right he’s a huge freakin nerd

that ship you just called a glorified garbage scow? don’t you think you’d better…………..

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rephrase that?

thighholstered:

like i wouldn’t trust the spn writers to take care of a fake house plant for me.

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

ucarim:

and say what you want ‘cause this one ain’t gonna change (x)

women of color in the marvel universe

Anonymous asked
Ever taste something so good you wanted to slap your mama?

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

no because if i ever slapped my ma that something would be the last thing i ever tasted

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