Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.
Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye
same at target. a guy paid in a hundred and after i exhausted our twenties and tens and he saw me going for the ones and fives, he was like “just bring me to guest services” its like dude sorry my cash register was woefully unprepared
Our registers just weren’t ready for the ballers out there. I just stare folks in the face when I do it.
What can they say? “I’ve made a serious mistake…”
*puts wifi in my coffin just in case*