I’ve been itching to share this for a while now. My last project was Cinderella, and since there’s already one version of Cinderella for Far Faria, I decided to do a Filipino version version just to mix it up. 

You can download the app to read it here! 

I am in love with this.

So beautifullllllllll.

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)



LMFAOOOOOO -falls out and logs off-




LMFAOOOOOO -falls out and logs off-



when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad


More splices/fusions! (full view pls)

sources are not in order I gave up x x

Anonymous asked
I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?


Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

In these trying times, when Sway wants to send me the worst things, I look to my love wall for support.


Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye



i saw action figures for the new ninja turtles movie the last time i went to meijer and it was the worst thing ive ever encountered


im gonna shit my pants look at raph


i am groot

same at target. a guy paid in a hundred and after i exhausted our twenties and tens and he saw me going for the ones and fives, he was like “just bring me to guest services” its like dude sorry my cash register was woefully unprepared

Our registers just weren’t ready for the ballers out there. I just stare folks in the face when I do it. 

What can they say? “I’ve made a serious mistake…”

Me: “Okay, that’ll be $2.”

-Person hands me $100-

Me: “Well, I sure hope you like 1 dollar bills…”


*puts wifi in my coffin just in case*

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