i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
On my way to Tim Burton’s house
NAHHHH I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU FOOLS LMFAO
Dear DuckTale Remastered,
Yeah, they’re complete bullshit.
my body isn’t ready
i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome
Yeah, I played through the whole game and it definitely wasn’t bad. But fuck if I don’t go back and watch the 2006 next-gen Banjo tease (no cars in sight!) and don’t feel betrayed. Nobody asked for Banjo with cars. Nobody WANTED Banjo with cars.
Yeah, definitely tho.
It wasn’t a direction Banjo needed to go to, it’s definitely confusing and weird.
For like, SERIOUS Banjo fans I can understand being really upset and disappointed by it.
But I just kinda wanted to see Banjo in HD and listen to Kazooie’s noises again. Building ridiculous vehicles with my little brothers was just an unexpected, but surprisingly fun bonus.
I think many people kinda just wanted/needed a Banjo Kazooie/Banjo Tooie HD remake.
The first time I was ever asked to operate a fax machine, one of the secretaries scoffed at me and whined “Haven’t you ever used a fax machine before?” NO BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING 2014 AND WE HAVE EMAIL AND .PDFs
It’s one thing when you’re like “Oh man I feel old.” but when people are like “That’s so sad.” or “KIDS THESE DAYS.”
What if we did that with everything? You think old doctors are like “MAN WHY DON’T THESE KIDS TODAY KNOW ABOUT USING FIRE ANTS INSTEAD OF SURGICAL STAPLES? OUTRAGEOUS.”
we do not use those things anymore. We do not need to constantly teach our youth how to use something that no one uses.