A Weird Little Shit

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
triplehamburgerjack
thedomesticanthropologist

It will always be sooo funny to me that in every route, every origin except his own, Astarion needs the most babysitting or he goes off the deep end, gets himself killed if you don't recruit him, etc etc

EXCEPT DARK URGE, wherein he sees the ONE person on Earth that is such an incredible wreck that it inspires him to become the stable one in the relationship

Absolutely fucking hilarious 10/10 no notes

superb-fairywren
romanceyourdemons

british fantasy name: wicklebort smee

american fantasy name: aethiraimia “mia” windfeeler

chinese fantasy name: zhang youming (minimum two pages of in-text etymology about why they’re called this)

romanceyourdemons

all three are orphans, but zhang youming was taken in by a mysterious sect, mia windfeeler grew up fending for herself on the streets, and wicklebort smee lives with his rather nice aunt over in derbyshire

seerofmike
homunculus-argument

I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.

powerbottombrucespringsteen

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