Many of you I fear
It will always be sooo funny to me that in every route, every origin except his own, Astarion needs the most babysitting or he goes off the deep end, gets himself killed if you don't recruit him, etc etc
EXCEPT DARK URGE, wherein he sees the ONE person on Earth that is such an incredible wreck that it inspires him to become the stable one in the relationship
Absolutely fucking hilarious 10/10 no notes
british fantasy name: wicklebort smee
american fantasy name: aethiraimia “mia” windfeeler
chinese fantasy name: zhang youming (minimum two pages of in-text etymology about why they’re called this)
all three are orphans, but zhang youming was taken in by a mysterious sect, mia windfeeler grew up fending for herself on the streets, and wicklebort smee lives with his rather nice aunt over in derbyshire
My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
The sigh of relief I breathed when you got to the part about the cucumber plant.
I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.
cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of
"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny
Catalina Cheng, “YOU ARE GAY AND CHINESE”
these horses are lesbians from the same artist!!!!!
the point of pink camo is that it looks cute
no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.
